Poogs 

One who flaunts one of the manliest staches in the world and uses their suspender wearing authority to give summonses to the children. Legend has it that one that receives a summons will be devoured by the fine specimen's stache. When the Poogs is in a jolly mood, the Poogs mispronounces the "th" sound of a word by replacing it with the 'f' sound.

Example 1:

Child: (waddles their way into the building without proper identification.)
Poogs: Where is your I.D. card?
Child: I forgot it at home. (melancholy expression)
Poogs: WHAT?! (ferocious magenta tentacles extend from beneath the stache, wrap around the childs limbs and slurp the child back into the dark depths of the stache.)

Example 2:

Poogs: When Macbeff (Macbeth) visits fe (the) Free (Three) Witches, he notices that Fe (the) witch frows (throws) in ingrediants to fe (the) potion.
Child: Who did the witches freeze?
Poogs: What?
Child: You said the witches "frozen"
Poogs: NO! not frozen, frows (throws) in.
Child: Oh...? (continuing to not understand the Poogs but remains silent due to fear of the legend of the stache.

Poogs by Mr. Poogs is Tardy December 19, 2008

Poogin' around 

Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.

Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.

Poogin' around by jibcheese December 19, 2011

Pooginity 

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

Pooginity by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Poogloo 

A Poogloo is an igloo but instead of using ice to build it, you use shit, hence the name you choob. These are commonly found in Africa.

Mon’ air tae ma poogloo mate

Poogloo by Nich Gerr March 1, 2021

Poobsh 

A person who gets great pleasure in delivering a silent fart

Whilst travelling in the escalator I could smell something horrible - it has to be a 'Poobsh'

Poobsh by Bimblam December 29, 2007

poogene 

one exalted or revered as supremely good. stud of the earth.

the poogene of the ancient world ruled over the heavens, the earth, the sea's

poogene by james3257 December 4, 2010

cheesy poofs 

A fictional brand of cheese-flavoured snack, eaten by South Park kid Eric Cartman.

"Yeah I want Cheesy Poofs!"

cheesy poofs by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002