poogsit

A handsome man, OP in the real world and in the virtual world. He likes to boast and toot his horn, but he has a heart of gold. Usually buzzed when in work meetings. Would definitely recommend him as a friend. Maybe even a friend with benefits.

Check out that guy, and his high score, those dashing looks.....he's definitely a poogsit!

poogsit by Lotrbubbles June 4, 2021

poogitable 

An otherwise-worthwhile restaurant or bar marred by poor service.

"The food is excellent, but the waitresses are totally obnoxious; that place is a complete poogitable."

poogitable by trivtriv February 16, 2010

Poogitive 

Poogitive: Noun: Instead of 'Fugitive', this is pronounced 'Poo-gitive':

This person was actually the first to go #2 (poo; dump; drop the kids off at the pool; etc.) in the bathroom today, did not give warning, and did not spray any air-freshener once said dump was complete. This course of action caused everyone in the office (or household) to point the big finger at the 2nd person to use the toilet, though the 1st person in was actually to blame.

Person 1: (uses bathroom 1 to relieve his/her bowels)

Person 2: (waiting for bathroom 1 to be free so that he/she can urinate)

Person 1: (finishes taking a dump)

There are no words exchanged between P1 and P2. Although, P1 should have given some type of warning.

Person 2: (walks into the death-trap of poo-scent, and urinates because he/she has been waiting so long that there is no other choice but to just use the toilet)

Person 2 walks out of the bathroom just as 1 or 2 people walk by. They, of course, smell the poo-scent and automatically believe that Person 2 is the culprit, or 'Poogitive'. Really, Person 1 is the hardcore Poogitive.

* This situation can be another definition for 'Catch Twenty-Poo'

Poogitive by L-Stop January 13, 2011

Recovery poosition 

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

Recovery poosition by Zonal K November 11, 2019

Poogit 

The nugget found within a shart that determines the severity of the act

If I didn't know better, I would've thought that poogit fell off the end of a meatball sub

Poogit by Foop de Foop January 2, 2011

poogsie 

The name you give to someone who means the world to you. Someone you would do anything for. Someone you love with all your heart. This is someone that you grew fond of immediately and you knew you would become inseparable.

Poogsie, you are my best friend and I love you.

poogsie by PunctuationPrincess August 24, 2016

poopsite 

"poopsite" is one spot in the world where everyone can poop and talk.

Hey, I'm lonely. Want to go to the poopsite with me?

poopsite by J!ll!an April 1, 2022