Poogint 

A terrible smell that is more than capable of causing ones self to headbutt the sharp corner of a coffee table, in order to get relief from the toxic fumes.

The poogint gases seeping from Hilary Clinton's butt cheeks killed many of the small animals in the nearby woodlands.

Poogint by Dr. SeaMonkey July 26, 2016

Poogin' around 

Performing nonchalant, laid-back acts usually associated with Zohair Hassan a.k.a "Poogneesh". Performing "Poogneesh-esque" acts.

Dude O:Where's Poogs?
Dude N: Probably Poogin' around. What have you been doing?
Dude O: Poogin' around.

Poogin' around by jibcheese December 19, 2011

Pooginity 

Noun: The state of never having engaged in sexual intercourse within the confines of the anal cavity.

While in an adventurous mood, Kyle lost his pooginity after he decided to try anal sex for the first time. He said that it was pretty crappy.

Pooginity by TurdzMasher112 January 2, 2013

Pooginator 

Someone who farts loudly and obnoxiously in private and enjoys it, but is very self concious about their farting in public. These people are typically very shy. DO NOT AGREE TO ENTER ONE'S HOUSE.

Guy 1: Hey man, do you know that guy Mikey?
Guy 2: Yeah, man, he seems pretty cool.
Guy 1: Don't be fooled, he invited me over to his house last week, and he's a total pooginator.
Guy 2: Aw, man, what did it smell like?

Pooginator by -1nfector July 10, 2010

Poogina 

Always wipe from front to back, keeps the poopie out of the crack, cause if you wipe from back to front, you'll surely get poopies in your cunt!

Not cleaning crap out of your vagina, or not wiping in the correct direction, hence the smelly Poogina!

Poogina by faithuncertain July 4, 2010

poogitable 

An otherwise-worthwhile restaurant or bar marred by poor service.

"The food is excellent, but the waitresses are totally obnoxious; that place is a complete poogitable."

poogitable by trivtriv February 16, 2010

Poogitive 

Poogitive: Noun: Instead of 'Fugitive', this is pronounced 'Poo-gitive':

This person was actually the first to go #2 (poo; dump; drop the kids off at the pool; etc.) in the bathroom today, did not give warning, and did not spray any air-freshener once said dump was complete. This course of action caused everyone in the office (or household) to point the big finger at the 2nd person to use the toilet, though the 1st person in was actually to blame.

Person 1: (uses bathroom 1 to relieve his/her bowels)

Person 2: (waiting for bathroom 1 to be free so that he/she can urinate)

Person 1: (finishes taking a dump)

There are no words exchanged between P1 and P2. Although, P1 should have given some type of warning.

Person 2: (walks into the death-trap of poo-scent, and urinates because he/she has been waiting so long that there is no other choice but to just use the toilet)

Person 2 walks out of the bathroom just as 1 or 2 people walk by. They, of course, smell the poo-scent and automatically believe that Person 2 is the culprit, or 'Poogitive'. Really, Person 1 is the hardcore Poogitive.

* This situation can be another definition for 'Catch Twenty-Poo'

Poogitive by L-Stop January 13, 2011