Poo-rat 

Shitty little dog. Usually yappy and annoying.

Please can you stop your poo-rat from humping my foot?

It's considered the height of fashion for a sophisticated lady to carry a poo-rat in her handbag.

See also "King Poo-rat": when shitty little dogs get their leads tangled.

Poo-rat by Bewildered Xennial November 20, 2023

Poo-rat 

Shitty little dog.
Usually yappy and annoying. Serves no apparent function apart from fouling the kitchen floor.

"Oh, gross, your poo-rat is trying to hump my foot!"

"The ambassador's receptions are noted in society for their host's exquisite taste and that absolutely hideous little poo-rat dog of his that pleasures itself against the shoes of his guests."

Poo-rat by Bewildered Xennial November 21, 2023

Poo Cheese Ratio 

The ratio between the amount of cheese one eats, and the resulting poos laid.

"Holy shit dude, after this mid afternoon selection of fine cheeses, my poo cheese ratio is going to be seriously out of whack"

Poo Cheese Ratio by GeeeeMo February 10, 2009

Ratty Poo 

A Ratty poo is a dog that has a large body and small head typically a chihuahua. The word ratty comes from the resemblance of a rat. The word poo comes from the love we carry in our hearts for them.

"come here my little ratty poo"
(dog should run up to you and give affection)

Ratty Poo by The Backstreet Boys December 30, 2020