poo cube

A cubicle (or desk) that is close enough to a bathroom where you can smell the stank from someone having just gone number 2.

Matt: "Hey where is the new guy gonna be sitting?'
Jim: "Right next to the bathroom in the poo cube area."
Matt: "Shitty for the new guy"
Jim: "Yeah I feel sorry for him after Randy's morning Growler"

by phizzledizzle June 18, 2011

Poo cube

A piece of faecal matter that either manifests itself - or is moulded by an external force - into a cubic shape

Damn bro, mum found the poo cube

by Stop eating my mum's ashes January 18, 2019

Poo'd a cube

When you go for a number two and you feel like you have passed a Rubiks cube or something of a similar shape.

Originated in Manchester in the early 2000's and has been linked to the disappearance of numourous gentleman for at least twenty minutes a go.

John: Where have you been mate, you look terrible.

Dave: Mate I think I just Poo'd a cube! My ring is throbbing...

by MadManc78 February 8, 2010

poocube

a poocube is a mole that belongs to the arm of the sloph aka tozzer.

dan says " toby put a long sleeve top on cus ur 'datty grubby shitty piece of mud war' poocube is scannin me.

toby says " fuck off its just a mole "

dan says" purt a cast on it dawg cs its guna eat my eye out"

toby says" leave me alone js imagine it as a magical mud mountain.

dan says " did u get ur wrist stuck in the toilet "

toby says" grrr!"

by Daniel Stephen Douglas James Harris September 8, 2006