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poo pee balls 

when your balls touch the water in the toilet that you pooped and/or pee'd in
husband says " honey, I got poo pee balls" wife says " did you forget to hold your balls up when you pooped.... again!?"

The poo poo pee pee man 

The man who robs people to steal their poo poo and pee pee.
Oh No, the poo poo pee pee man is coming after us!

Poo poo pee pee 

A magical pig that is invincible. It has also killed a wither along side our lord and savior pew die pie.
“Did you see poo poo pee pee kill that wither”

“Yea that was epic”
Poo poo pee pee by Myboiiiiii February 20, 2020

Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head 

The ultimate comeback for when others "no u" or "ur mom" you. It has immunity to being no u'd or your mom'd, as well as other comebacks. Cannot be used with or against the comeback "toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug".
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: No you

Person 1: Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head

poo poo pee pee fart 

Also known for being a commentary on society itself. It's counter part is "pee pee poo poo fart." Not only is poo poo pee pee fart a commentary on society but is a cause of discourse in the piss and shit community. The majority of people will say put the pee pee first, but the minority of people who put the poo poo first no longer wish to be silenced. An uproar is coming.
"I just had the largest poo poo pee pee fart session of my entire life!"

poo-poo-pee-pee-butt-poo-pee-head-man 

someone who is very kind and generous. A kind and caring person.
I think he is a poo-poo-pee-pee-butt-poo-pee-head-man!
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Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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