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That small amount of piss that you can feel in your bladder, but it won't come out the conventional way. Your only choice is to sit down and release it in a few forced squirts at a time, all while causing a bowel movement.

Soyfie

A portmanteau of 'Selfie' and 'soy'. Usually used to denote a selfie in which a male, often nerdy, progressive, or mildly flamboyant has their mouth opened in a perfectly round and slightly puckered circle.

You can find a soyfie on the social media of said people, often affiliated with Sequel-Era Star Wars or the Geek and Sundry YouTube channel. Travis McElroy, although not necessarily affiliated with the above, is the principal example of one who takes "soyfies".