poo bat

When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.

I went into the toilet after Peter had a shit and was smashed in the face with the poo bat

by techno84 August 23, 2007

Poo Bat

when you fill a condom with shit and then wack someone over the head with it.

Oh man you just caned him with the poo bat!

by Ben Dougherty January 5, 2008

Poo Battle

The fight which ensues in a public or office restroom with multiple stalls over which occupant will win the right to poo in privacy.

It is a general rule that the first occupant shall be the victor and a newly arriving poo-er must concede the entire restroom and come back later. However, there are times when a new poo-er cannot postpone or doesn't have the couth to wait...thereby commencing a Poo Battle.

Corporate Office Worker #1: "I was in the poo stall (back of the bathroom) and some heffa came in and sat quietly for several minutes waiting for me to splash and dash! Too bad, I was there first! I won that poo battle"

Corporate Office Worker #2: "Damn, that is beyond rude! We should post a sign in the stall about the rules for pooing!" I'm fixin' to go poo soon. I WISH somebody would battle me! <office workers high-five each other>

by Daisyville June 15, 2009

Poobating

The act of masturbating at the same time as pooping: Poobating

I caught the man on the can pooping and masturbating! He was poobating!

by seelindsey November 16, 2011

poobating

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009

Poobat

Poobat (or Poobatting) is the activity of simultaneously pooing and masturbating whilst on the toilet.

"Hey stevo, have you ever tried poobatting?"

stevo: ".....what?"

"poobatting, having a poo while batting"

stevo: "k"

"It's like killing two birds with one stone"

by stevo June 16, 2009