When the strength of an aroma post shit is so overwhelming its effect is similar to being smashed in the head with a large object. i.e. the poo bat.

I went into the toilet after Peter had a shit and was smashed in the face with the poo bat
by techno84 August 18, 2007
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when you fill a condom with shit and then wack someone over the head with it.
Oh man you just caned him with the poo bat!
by Ben Dougherty December 14, 2007
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