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italian ponytail 

usually seen in young girls. when they're hair is pulled back very far in a ponytail and is so greasy with hair gel, it resembles that of an italian mans.
olivia's hair is in an italian ponytail.
italian ponytail by ponygal May 23, 2009

ponytailing 

The act of creeping up behind a girl and yanking down on her ponytail to see what reactions she elicits.
Steve: "Bob let's go ponytailing. Try that hot blonde over there."
*Bob pulls ponytail*
Girl: "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING"
ponytailing by ptwizzle February 28, 2014

Ponytailing 

Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.
Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.
Ponytailing by Douglas Pine August 29, 2005

ponytailing 

The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.
Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.
ponytailing by buttreygoodness August 29, 2005

Ponytailing 

Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.
"Yeehaw, Mama! We're Ponytailing Now! Giddyup, Texas!"
Ponytailing by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Ponytailiban

You sound just like some of the graying Ponytailiban that live near me.
Ponytailiban by JIm Don Bob March 9, 2024