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italian ponytail 

usually seen in young girls. when they're hair is pulled back very far in a ponytail and is so greasy with hair gel, it resembles that of an italian mans.
olivia's hair is in an italian ponytail.
italian ponytail by ponygal May 23, 2009

ponytailing 

The act of creeping up behind a girl and yanking down on her ponytail to see what reactions she elicits.
Steve: "Bob let's go ponytailing. Try that hot blonde over there."
*Bob pulls ponytail*
Girl: "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING"
ponytailing by ptwizzle February 28, 2014

Ponytailing 

Used to describe a man in the depths of a mid-life crisis. This term has nothing to do with the subject's actual head hair. Rather, it deals with a man attempting to relive his younger years.
Rodney's been ponytailing pretty hard lately. He just bought a puppy and has been spotted jogging around the college.
Ponytailing by Douglas Pine August 29, 2005

ponytailing 

The acts performed by a middle-aged man in the throes of his midlife crisis.
Joel just bough a Miata. He is ponytailing pretty hard.
ponytailing by buttreygoodness August 29, 2005

Ponytailing 

Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.
"Yeehaw, Mama! We're Ponytailing Now! Giddyup, Texas!"
Ponytailing by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Ponytailiban

You sound just like some of the graying Ponytailiban that live near me.
Ponytailiban by JIm Don Bob March 9, 2024
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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