Pony Show 

The act of which a man and/or woman gets buck nasty with any horse breed available. Usually resulting in a nasty cumshot not worth viewing if you have recently eaten.

Sean- "dude, lets go to the pony show tonight!!!!!"

Zack- "nah, im pretty sure my mom is the host."

Sean- "oooooh.....well in that case....ill see ya later, ill tell you how it goes."

Pony Show by evodrift19 January 5, 2011

Pony show 

When people turn other people's best efforts into bullshit, it's not called disappointment to them.

Fuck a pony show.

Pony show by Solid Mantis June 11, 2020

Pony Show 

Dancing like a little bitch for a white hoe.
Then whippin yo salami stick out and slappin that bitch wit it.

Kelsey - "I want a Pony-Show, Trevor!"
Trevor - "No just let me finger you baby!"
Kelsey - "Fuck You, No Pony Show Equals No Pussy"
Trevor - "Okay then, drop a beat."

moaning/groaning continues with the music...

Pony Show by Rovert Yr January 18, 2009

dog and pony show

An elaborate act of bullshit, generally used to distract attention away from the sheer uselessness of the actual project or act.

The US Presidential Race.
Any democratic process in the US.

Look at these corrupt assholes talking about non-issues. Man do the ignorant apathetic masses eat up this dog and pony show.

dog and pony show by Jackofallfades August 12, 2012

dog and pony show

an elaborately staged activity, performance, presentation, or event designed to sway or convince people (from a derisive term for a small circus)

Power point was originally used by buisnesses to create a dog and pony show.

dog and pony show by The Return of Light Joker August 19, 2008

Dog and pony show

An elaborate presentation that lacks any imagination or originality, and is intended to impress an audience of rubes or halfwits

I am not going to meet with that sales rep. I've already seen his little dog and pony show.

Dog and pony show by LouSara August 3, 2012

Dog and Pony Show

A military expression for something so outlandish that you can’t believe it’s actually happening right in front of you. It comes from the low end dive bars in the Philippine islands where they sometimes have live sex acts with women on stage having sex with dogs & miniature horses or a pony.

The government is so screwed up.; Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse, it turns into a real dog and pony show. It makes you sick to watch it but, somehow you just can’t take your eyes off of it because your mind can’t actually process what you’re seeing.

Dog and Pony Show by aadave1 May 4, 2019