pompus
pompus by erica75705 November 5, 2006
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Pompus
Pompus can be used to explain anything outrageous or pink. No, not "pompous" it's pompus, you dimwit.
Related Words
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Pompus
The ultimate universal substitute for profanity. A non-vulgar, non-obscene power word used to express frustration, anger, or disbelief without being offensive. It replaces traditional swear words to make the world a slightly better, less toxic place.
How to use it:
Must be pronounced short, sharp, and with conviction.
To be used in Dutch language or English language
How to use it:
Must be pronounced short, sharp, and with conviction.
To be used in Dutch language or English language
"I just stubbed my toe! Pompus!"
"Stop acting like such a pompus-idiot"
"We’ve been waiting for an hour, what a pompus-mess."
"What the pompus is going on here?!"
"Get the pompus out of here!"
Dutch examples:
"Wat een pompus-zooi"
"Hij is echt een grote pompus-lijer!"
Als je net de trein mist: pompus!!!!
Als je gefaald hebt: pompus, pompus, pompus!!!!
"Stop acting like such a pompus-idiot"
"We’ve been waiting for an hour, what a pompus-mess."
"What the pompus is going on here?!"
"Get the pompus out of here!"
Dutch examples:
"Wat een pompus-zooi"
"Hij is echt een grote pompus-lijer!"
Als je net de trein mist: pompus!!!!
Als je gefaald hebt: pompus, pompus, pompus!!!!
Pompus Asshole
The act of being a faggot ass bitch who likes to ride dick. A pompus asshole would usually leech off your money to buy a Big Mac at McDonalds and shove it far up his ass.
Pompus Asshole by Bitchass nigga March 12, 2009
pompus montana
A Pompus Montana pre-nounced= Pom-pis Mon-tanna is a well known phrase in underground UK to describe a large female character sometimes refered to as a (groqe) pre-nounced grok
Oscar- Yo check out the ankles on that GROQE!
Billy- Shit that is one Pompus Montana Muvvapuka!
Oscar- yeh billy that shit is tight
Billy- Shit that is one Pompus Montana Muvvapuka!
Oscar- yeh billy that shit is tight
pompus montana by Kiffkaffkuff April 26, 2006
pompus penus
It's slang like calling someone a dork or a penis jokingly. Instead of Penis, it is pronounced Penus
pompus penus by cheragain420 February 26, 2009
Pompus idiot
Pompus idiot by Yea bro u dumb April 11, 2019
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