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Pompus can be used to explain anything outrageous or pink. No, not "pompous" it's pompus, you dimwit.
"That lion from Steven Universe is pompus."
"Yeah I know right?!?!1!1!1!😍😍😍😍😍😍😍"
Pompus by Pompus February 20, 2023
The ultimate universal substitute for profanity. A non-vulgar, non-obscene power word used to express frustration, anger, or disbelief without being offensive. It replaces traditional swear words to make the world a slightly better, less toxic place.

How to use it:
Must be pronounced short, sharp, and with conviction.

To be used in Dutch language or English language
"I just stubbed my toe! Pompus!"

"Stop acting like such a pompus-idiot"

"We’ve been waiting for an hour, what a pompus-mess."

"What the pompus is going on here?!"

"Get the pompus out of here!"

Dutch examples:
"Wat een pompus-zooi"

"Hij is echt een grote pompus-lijer!"

Als je net de trein mist: pompus!!!!

Als je gefaald hebt: pompus, pompus, pompus!!!!
Pompus by Zarpax April 30, 2026

Pompus Asshole 

The act of being a faggot ass bitch who likes to ride dick. A pompus asshole would usually leech off your money to buy a Big Mac at McDonalds and shove it far up his ass.
Zack: Hey Luis wanna hang out?
Luis: Can we stop by at McDonalds?
Zack: Pompus asshole..

pompus montana 

A Pompus Montana pre-nounced= Pom-pis Mon-tanna is a well known phrase in underground UK to describe a large female character sometimes refered to as a (groqe) pre-nounced grok
Oscar- Yo check out the ankles on that GROQE!
Billy- Shit that is one Pompus Montana Muvvapuka!
Oscar- yeh billy that shit is tight
pompus montana by Kiffkaffkuff April 26, 2006

pompus penus 

It's slang like calling someone a dork or a penis jokingly. Instead of Penis, it is pronounced Penus
pompus penus by cheragain420 February 26, 2009

Pompus idiot

An idiot who is snobby and likes to lick idiots assholes
Yo look at tha pompus idiot.He definitely licked an idiots asshole
Pompus idiot by Yea bro u dumb April 11, 2019