The ultimate universal substitute for profanity. A non-vulgar, non-obscene power word used to express
frustration, anger, or disbelief without being offensive. It replaces traditional swear words to make the world a slightly better, less toxic place.
How to use it:
Must be pronounced short, sharp, and with conviction.
To be used in Dutch language or
English language
"I just stubbed my toe! Pompus!"
"Stop acting like such a pompus-idiot"
"We’ve been waiting for an hour, what a pompus-mess."
"
What the pompus is going on here?!"
"Get the pompus
out of here!"
Dutch
examples:
"Wat een pompus-zooi"
"Hij is echt een grote pompus-lijer!"
Als je net de trein mist: pompus!!!!
Als je gefaald hebt: pompus, pompus, pompus!!!!