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A person with the ability to act like a cunt to multiple people, or on multiple levels, at the same time. True masters of the art of polycunting manage to act like a total twunt to multiple people on multiple levels SIMULTANEOUSLY - for example; accusing an entire nation/culture of people of being raping hombres, while announcing a plan to build a wall to keep many of them from seeing their families, while also stating that they will have to pay for the construction of that wall.
That dude is an absolute polycunt - I gave up an evening to work on his swimming pool and he didn't offer to pay me anything... while also having the cheek to ask for someone else's number to come finish the work... all set against a general undertone of ostentatious, in your face, look-how-big-my-holiday-home-is type of shithousery.
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polycentric

A person so enthralled with polyamory they forget about monogamy and monogamy-oriented thinking altogether.
John called me and said "Great news, we are pregnant!" and I am so polycentric my first words were, "Congratulations! Who is the mother?" Then I remembered he is in a monogamous relationship, so I guess his wife had better be the mother!
polycentric by Phlavor January 13, 2014
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Polycunterous 

To be a cunt in so many different ways
That guy is so polycunterous
Polycunterous by JDawg70 June 2, 2020

polycunticle 

A polycunticle (or polycunticule) is a poly relationship that consists solely of submissive women ("cunts") who met in a kinky discord server and who became close friends/wives/gender traitors/wubs/...
First used in Lawless (a miso kink roleplay discord server) by user kali6397
U: Hello traitorous cunt. How did you betray your wub today?
kali: Sir! This one is not a traitor. She was merely looking to expand the polycunticle
U: That is quite the name. Can you say that 5 times fast?
kali: polycunticle polycunticiclle polycunpopiticle polycunticide polycunticycle

Apparently, she cannot, Sir
U: I'm not even surprised
polycunticle by discordkali June 11, 2025
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