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Poker porn

Poker Porn, to become so excited/aroused whilst watching a mate (preferably of the opposite sex)playing on-line poker. Particulary when they're down to the final 3 players, playing really well and kicking butt.
Man your good, this is better than free porn, Poker Porn!

I was getting off last night just watching you play poker, damn ur good...it's Porker Porn
Poker porn by gingerfishy April 18, 2008
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Power puff porn 

A type of soft porn that is so soft that it can be hardly called porn. Where there naked but they don't show any cunt or tits.
An example of power puff porn is the women in GQ magazine.
He only looks at power puff porn.
Power puff porn by Judge dredd7 January 6, 2012

Poképorn 

Pornography featuring the little critters known as Pokémon in various sexually pleasing, compromising, and maybe even unsettling poses.
When I die, hide my stash of Poképorn from my mom.
Poképorn by squeezetoy June 15, 2009

Pokeporn 

Artwork or fanfiction involving intercourse with Pokemon or characters from it.

This term is commonly used when either anthropomorphic Pokemon or specific Gym Leaders are involved.
Girl: Did you see this?! somebody drew some Pokeporn with Leavanny!

Girl 2: That's appalling, they should've used Sewaddle.

pokeporn 

Pokeporn otherwise pokemon hentai meaning a furry or a pornography drawing that fans draw
Dallas: omfg you look at pokeporn ....
Josh: no no no noooo I dont

Dallas: then why is it in your history

Josh: .....
pokeporn by Homie J~Dog May 11, 2014

Poképorn 

Drawn or animated porn of Pokemon characters
Colby is grounded for the entire summer for watching Poképorn
Poképorn is so weird!
Poképorn by pchambers April 21, 2018

PowerPorn 

Microsoft PowerPoint presentation containing pornographic pictures. Commonly used in workplaces to pass porn through email filters.
Man, IT remote controlled into my computer today, and I couldn't close my PowerPorn fast enough for them to not catch me!
PowerPorn by huffandoback October 30, 2008
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