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Pokemon Sex

Having sex while screaming out names of Pokemons, as characters from the show would do.
Karen and Dan were having Pokemon sex.

Karen screamed, "PIKA PIKA PIKA!!!" as Dan screamed "SQUIRTLEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
by Poke SEX November 13, 2009
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pokemon sexist

Not capturing a Pokémon because of it being a female or male
Man, Rob is such a pokemon sexist, he restarted the game 5 times to make the pokemon become male
by RandomRedneck34 February 16, 2015
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Pokemosexuals

One who prefers the romantic companionship of a cheap folding lawn chair to that of men and women. Showers infrequently. Known to get very aggressive and loud in the presence of o small children and anyone else trying to buy Pokémon cards before they have cleared the shelf. Signs include camping out in front of gamestops and targets in the hopes of scalping Pokémon cards. A more advanced example would be a card shop owner who hits every Costco buying all the Pokémon cards in hopes of scalping.
“Man it’s 6 am, look at all those pokemosexuals sitting in front of GameStop. Must be a drop today, save some for the kids”.
by Deucenburg September 28, 2025
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