pokeflute
pokeflute by Vividvocan November 8, 2015
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pokeslut
A girl who will give sexual favours in exchange for pokemon merchandise, *especially holographic and rare pokemon cards*
Leroy:" Yo whats good girl,I see you have some pokemon on your shirt"
Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you "
Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games"
Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you"
Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying"
Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though"
Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car"
Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what"
Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do "
Pokeslut " alright big boy"
*then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card*
Pokeslut: "Yes I love pokemon, how about you "
Leroy :"Hell yea girl , I got all the cards and the games"
Pokeslut: "Oh really, you wouldn't happen to have any extra promo charizards would you"
Leroy: "Well I might be able to pull a few strings for you if you pull a few strings for me, if you know what i'm saying"
Pokeslut: "well maybe we can go in your car and I'll see what I can do for you big boy,I gotta see the card first though"
Leroy: "No Problem girl, I got all my card albums in the car"
Pokeslut" So what? do you want a blowjob or what"
Leroy "Shiiiiet , If you want that promo charizard you know what you gotta do "
Pokeslut " alright big boy"
*then proceeds to do a sexual favour in exchange for the card*
pokeslut by Mattias Ia Eklundh November 3, 2006
Pokéslut
A person, typically a woman, who is a fan of or in the Pokémon universe themself (Such as Cynthia) who thinks and or takes a lot of dick (this can be human or Pokémon) and participates in acts commonly viewed as slutty.
Poopflute
A person who spouts useless nonsense, usually with enthusiasm even though no one cares about the subject. It's like they are playing their poopflute, an instrument they are passionate about, but no one else is.
Did you hear Dave going on about the different types of fruit people should eat for liver detox? That guy is such a poopflute.
Poopflute by Hitchhiker42 May 31, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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