Poiseiden

Da Greek god who was "toxically" severe 'n' savage when administering punishment/revenge on anyone who displeased him.

If Odysseus had just kept his big mouth shut while he and his men were escaping da cyclops, said humans might not have suffered at da hands of da furious Poiseiden!

by QuacksO January 30, 2023

Poseidon's Kiss

When water splashes up from the toilet onto your butt from your poop dropping into the water.

Upon defecating, Alex felt the cool wrath of Poseidon's Kiss as it grazed his buttocks.

by billypilgrim3000 October 17, 2012

Poseidons Kiss

When you do a shit and the plop sends a small dollop of cold water up that kisses your anus.

Friend: You ok in there? I heard a little yelp.

Me: Yeah, just a little Poseidons Kiss

by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019

posiden's kiss

When you take a number 2 on the toilet and the water splashes back.

I had a posiden's kiss this morning.

by The Great White Tuna October 1, 2015

Poseidon's Sacrifice

The act of sacrificing toilet paper into the toilet bowl to keep your butt safe and dry from Poseidon's kiss.

I took a heavy shit but didn't get any splash damage because I preformed Poseidon's sacrifice.

by TheMadHead May 9, 2018

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Poseidon's kiss

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.

by Dickbutt July 13, 2012