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The act of watching too much porn on your computer and getting a virus.
I was watchin the booty slap, and next thing I know I had a major poirus! 50 pop ups for booty slap deluxe in 2 minutes!
Poirus by alstp42 July 29, 2010
Words you can keep
Slang term for penis, originating in or around Islip, New York. While the origins can't exactly be proven to have originated in Islip, poinus has been a staple in the community for 20 years.

Poinus is most often used in lighthearted situations. Rarely used in anger, since it's more of a "fun" word than a curse word.
Marky S has a 12 inch poinus.
Suck my poinus!
poinus by Why is it Private July 6, 2010
Related Words
Poirus porus poinus Phirus poibus Poipus poiussy poorusing porush Porushasp

Tree Top Pirus/Bloods 

A blood gang that started in Compton (or Bompton) in the mid/late 70s which was popularized by Gangsta rappers Dj Quik (90s) and YG (2014). Estimated to have over 500 members, the Tree top Piru bloods have expanded to Maryland, and has a possible connection to a blood gang in Montreal Canada.
Damn, don't Fuk with that niga, he's in tree top he be bangin' Bompton with the homies. Tree top Pirus/Bloods don't fuk wit us lil homie.
Tree Top Pirus/Bloods by 4hunnid August 13, 2016

poorusing 

The act of finding information, answering correspondence and or playing games whilst sitting on the toilet.
Q:What have you been doing in the toilet for so long?

A:Poorusing
poorusing by SmoggyVandle July 29, 2017

cedar block pirus 

CBP...
a Blood gang located in the west side of Compton, CA...
rapper The Game claims this set...
WestSide Compton Cedar Block Piru Blood Gang
A person who thinks modding a discord is a real job.
Bruh, you acting like a porush, stop taking your mod "job" so serious
porush by NotChromey August 1, 2021
Poinus /`pinus/, n., pl. -ses /-sez/ The male organ of copulation and urination.
Every poinus and his grandama - Lots of people.
Off his poinus!!! - Very drunk
Tired as a poinus - Very tired
You flamin' poinus!!! - You idiot!!!
You flamin' poinus-head - You Bum crack!!!
'NO' you poinus - I disagree
Your poinused - Your dead meat!!!
All poinused out - Used up all your energy(Burnt out)
It went off like a poinus in a sock - It was good
Thou shall not be a poinus - The 11th Commandment
poinus by Dean French September 9, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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