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Johnny poopdicking 

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

Polidicking 

The act of a politician sending out naked pictures of themselves and getting caught doing so
Looks like the senator was polidicking with his secretary again
Polidicking by Rcfan0902 June 14, 2011

PhotoDicking 

noun
1. Informal
a. The art of hiding your genitals in otherwise normal pictures (or video) so that the victims do not notice you have shown them your genitals until it is too late if they notice at all.
b. Photobombing...but with your dick.
Photobombing....but with your dick

www.photodicking.com
PhotoDicking by Dv8 October 6, 2012

Polidicking 

The act of "politicking" by POLIshing someone's DICK with your mouth hopING for an end result of personal or monetary gain.
He spent the whole day polidicking his way up the corporate ladder.
Polidicking by DandA August 10, 2012

Poodikkin 

Guy:Did you steal my wallet?
Girl:Yup
Guy:You straight poodikkin. Give it back!
Poodikkin by Nexodus October 1, 2009

Pogodicker 

A woman, usually a slut, with low morals, that bounces from man to man, or dick to dick, as quick as possible, usually in the same day or night even.
Omg! Is that Jamie, on her third guys lap tonight? Jamie is being quite the pogodicker I'd say.
Pogodicker by MrX1977 March 10, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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