Term used in South Africa to objectify people who are more stupid than they already seem but on another level where no human would ever do something as dumb as that
"Gabriel is poes dom"
"Chetty is poes dom with a short temper that's a bad combo"
A word used mainly (or only in my knowledge) in southern Africa to refer to a group or person that is ever not making sense or a nicer way of saying the person is not that bright or smart The word Fokken used in front shows its an opinion or statement ,towards the person saying the sentence(this is the correct form but its almost never used as such)
Poes at the end rounds it down and can be left out but will make the statement harsh to the individuals
The man going crazy is a fokken dom poes .
Or
This group is fokken dom poes.
Or
Its not nice calling someone dumb rather say foken dom poes.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.