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Podunce

noun: A person of sub-intelligence who is also below the poverty line.
"I'm tired of visiting these podunce towns and the podunce folk who live in 'em!"
by Mischmo25 April 5, 2010
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more pounce per ounce

He told me I had more pounce per ounce! I knew I was a hot fuck but Damn! The Ultimate compliment regarding sex.
by Starchylde June 6, 2016
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rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm

Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)
Intro
Okay, I know this is a really bad idea but
I'm already here so
Here we fuckin’ go
Rawr

Verse 1

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm (Ooo)
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest (yuh)
I be (yeah) gettin' thirsty

Verse 2
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips (UwU punish me please)
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit (He don't see it comin’)

The word "rawr x3 nuzzles pounces on u uwu u so warm" is described as a meme
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Facebook Pounce

The phenomenon that occurs when a man or a woman changes their relationship status to "single" on Facebook. This can manifest itself in a number of ways which can include "liking" the announcement of said person becoming single, or offering faux consolation in hopes of hooking up with said person on the rebound.

This is not to be confused with people who offer genuine consolation. This is an occurrence associated with people who don't talk to the newly single person much, but are casual acquaintances.

Some have made the contention that the heavier the Facebook pounce (the more people participating in the pounce), the more attractive the person is for purposes of hooking up. There is substantial evidence for this, but it still has yet to be proven.
"What up bro?! You're single! You gonna party now?" - Guy one

"Yeah! I had like 24 girls Facebook pounce me when I changed my status to single!" - Guy 2

"Holy shit! Not bad for a guy." - Guy 1
by Pezhead7474 May 3, 2011
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Republicans pounce!

A headline in a newspaper or other article that describes Republicans (or other right-leaning individuals) attacking a Democrat (or other left-leaning individual) when that Democrat commits a misdeed. Always written by a reporter with left-wing political views, it will attempt to frame the Republicans as overzealous, and will either downplay, ignore, or excuse the Democrat's misdeed. Commonly done by the New York Times or Washington Post, it is often viewed as a sign of the bias within the media.
"Republicans pounce! On Democrat caught murdering young woman."
by MJM1985 December 14, 2017
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Love pounce

The overwhelming urge to suddenly jump on someone you love or lust ❤️ often leading to sex
I saw him sitting on the bed and I felt an overwhelming urge to ‘love pounce’
by Bella-gal January 21, 2021
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Pouncer app

A mythical app for phone that locates gay men in area. From movie hit & Run. If you have it activated, it sends out pings to other nearby gay people, who display as little targets on a map. In Minneapolis the pouncer app lights up like a Christmas tree.
In Minneapolis that pouncer app lights up like a Christmas tree. Grindr tom arnold
by Noreaster June 8, 2013
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