Skip to main content

Porkface 

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.
X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's such a porkface.
Porkface by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2010
Related Words

porkface09 

yo whos that guy we are friends with
oh its that porkface09 guy
porkface09 by the golden kitchen gun November 13, 2020

porkface 

A desciption of someone who has eaten all the pies and was very silly and jevenile to do so.
An egghead, a cabbage flagrant, a cauliflower eared fool such as Bernard Manning - a total porkface
porkface by Total Chav September 24, 2005

Porkface 

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.
X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? She's omnivorous. I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's also a porkface.
Porkface by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026