Porkface 

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.

X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's such a porkface.

Porkface by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2010

porkface 

A desciption of someone who has eaten all the pies and was very silly and jevenile to do so.

An egghead, a cabbage flagrant, a cauliflower eared fool such as Bernard Manning - a total porkface

porkface by Total Chav September 24, 2005

Porkface 

Meaning fat and/or ugly. A figure of speech containing an implied comparison of a person's face to a swine.

X: Hey, you know that girl Helen? She's omnivorous. I think she weighs like 123 lbs."
Y: Yeah. She's also a porkface.

Porkface by ughhhhhhhhhhh November 22, 2010

Pockface 

An expression used for someone who has alot of acne, similar to what it may look like if someone had chicken pox...also could be scars from acne or chicken pox!

"Look at his pockface, it looks like he has craters in his skin."

Pockface by STW666 April 27, 2012

porkface09 

not a nonce

yo whos that guy we are friends with
oh its that porkface09 guy

porkface09 by the golden kitchen gun November 13, 2020