The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
Doofus: What do you mean, you'd love to? I thought you always said you hated doing that!
Dude that caught the sarcasm: Man, that's a gaping sarchasm
when you're looking in your pocket for something and everything else in there falls out
Sorry, I'll pick up all that pockalanche debris
a suspicious-looking Saudi, good with technology and a fan of hats with little capes in the back
Planning where to put the nukes, Omar?