1. n. The strange ritual in which a person will pat each and every pocket on their clothing, with a possible foray(s) into their bag. Conducted when an individual tries to find their phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc. in a moment of panic, as they realise that the item in question is not where they remember placing it.

2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.
1. Upon realising that his phone was not in his hip pocket, the man did a brief pocket dance, only to discover the offending gadget was in fact in his top jacket pocket.

2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"
by Shari Keogh March 10, 2008
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The act of Being a stoner with a coat on. Noticing that you can make your pockets move while your hands are in them. Being known as one Kiara Jordon.
Act of being a rehab cab student.
Kiara tried to Interpretive Pocket Dance, but it came out looking like a seizure.
by Tom n Pat June 21, 2004
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When a male wearing pants, flexes his hard meat popsicle with such force you can see it moving from the outside.
"The guy on the subway asked if I wanted to stay and watch his pocket dance"
by Mr Nasty says July 7, 2023
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