Pocket pet

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A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

Pocket pet by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024

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pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

pocket peter by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012

Related Words

Pocket pet • pocket peter • PETA pocket • peter pocket • pocketput • pocket veto • pocket pedo • pocket person • Pocket pervs • Pocket Pretzel

peter pocket

A woman who shares her vagina freely with anyone willing to take it.

You're sister is a fucking peter pocket!

peter pocket by Damn_Girl July 28, 2008

PETA Pocket

A Pita Pocket sandwich made with hamburger, Italian sausage, bacon, pepperoni, canadian bacon, and/or any other meat desired. There are no vegetables in a PETA pocket.

I love animals, I think I'll eat a PETA pocket, mmmm, mmmm, good!

PETA Pocket by I Newkirk January 6, 2010

PETA pocket

1. Unshaven armpit.

2. Hirsute vagina, variation on PETA pita.

"How is that donner kebab?"

"f'n awful. Limp and rubbery and I can't get it to stay in the PETA pocket long enough to get a mouthful."

"I'm sorry to hear that."

PETA pocket by errataagain October 7, 2009

peter pocket

anything used for enveloping the penis (golf partner of 'pita pocket'!)

shes' a pretty savage peter pocket

he put that crank in a peter pocket

he needed to find a peter pocket

peter pocket by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

pocketput

See pocketpussy. In the southern US (NC, SC) a pussy is often called a "put".

At South of the Border Kathy tried to buy a pocketpussy in their adult store. "Oh!" the sales clerk exclaimed, You mean a pocketput !

pocketput by SemiMicron August 14, 2006

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026