Pocket pet

A pocket pet is a sex slave that you shrink and put in your pocket to take out when needed, they provide knowledge and pleasure

I need help on this test, let me ask my pocket pet.

I'd like some me time, and a cuddle from my pocket pet.

by Uno_Bruno August 19, 2024

pocket peter

A portable dildo or vibrator easily able to be carried in a purse

Janice took her pocket peter with her on vacation when her boyfriend couldn't come along.

by camnewtownmvp May 25, 2012

peter pocket

A woman who shares her vagina freely with anyone willing to take it.

You're sister is a fucking peter pocket!

by Damn_Girl July 28, 2008

PETA Pocket

A Pita Pocket sandwich made with hamburger, Italian sausage, bacon, pepperoni, canadian bacon, and/or any other meat desired. There are no vegetables in a PETA pocket.

I love animals, I think I'll eat a PETA pocket, mmmm, mmmm, good!

by I Newkirk January 6, 2010

PETA pocket

1. Unshaven armpit.

2. Hirsute vagina, variation on PETA pita.

"How is that donner kebab?"

"f'n awful. Limp and rubbery and I can't get it to stay in the PETA pocket long enough to get a mouthful."

"I'm sorry to hear that."

by errataagain October 7, 2009

peter pocket

anything used for enveloping the penis (golf partner of 'pita pocket'!)

shes' a pretty savage peter pocket

he put that crank in a peter pocket

he needed to find a peter pocket

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

pocketput

See pocketpussy. In the southern US (NC, SC) a pussy is often called a "put".

At South of the Border Kathy tried to buy a pocketpussy in their adult store. "Oh!" the sales clerk exclaimed, You mean a pocketput !

by SemiMicron August 14, 2006