pocket syndrome 

When your walking with your girl and your hands go uncontrolably in your pockets

Look at that guy over there he has the pocket syndrome!!!

pocket syndrome by Gav T June 15, 2016

Pocket Syndrome 

When one is hanging out with a girl and he or she puts their hands in their pockets

"Hey do you see zach walking with his girl?"
"Yeah he got the pocket syndrome!!"

Pocket Syndrome by Gav T July 2, 2016

empty pocket syndrome 

When you forget your cell phone at home, but still feel like it is in your pocket, and you even occasionally feel it vibrate, causing your hand to fly to your pocket.

Bob: Why are you grabbing your pants?

Mike: I left my phone at home and am suffering from empty pocket syndrome.

Bob: Bummer

empty pocket syndrome by dherbig April 19, 2011

crusty pocket syndrome 

The act upon jizzing in your partners pocket. Typically a pair of jeans. And await for them to dry resulting in a crusty surprise.

Vicky: Omg tiffany i put my hand in my pocket today and found a crusty surprise. I think tony might have given me crusty pocket syndrome.

crusty pocket syndrome by stiffanybutttoucher January 22, 2016

hot pocket syndrome 

during pregnancy, a woman's vaginal temperature increases, and on some days it's extreme. if you have sex with said pregant woman on one of those extreme days, its like inserting your penis into a hot pocket just out of the microwave. which, at first, may SOUND awesome, and is...until afterwards, then you're just a hurting machine for a good day or two

My pregnant wife and I fucked last night, and now I have hot pocket syndrome

hot pocket syndrome by Goods September 5, 2006

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome 

a state of mind where a person blindly holds on to the idea of their perfect lifestyle, regardless of the inevitable life factors that make it impossible for it to be true.

For example if your mom keeps acting as if your family is that all American "white picket fence" family from the 50s, when no one acts or thinks that way (Extreme example:your parents expecte everyone to come home and talk about their day but your brother is hooked on meth and never comes home while your sister is at her boyfriends house pretending she doesn't have a family).

My mom has such a white-picket-fence-syndrome!

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome by Esgaroth January 8, 2010

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome 

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.

She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!

White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome by Meghan April 6, 2004