Pocket Guac

Day old tub of guacamole someone is carrying in their pocket. Often awkwardly warm. Can often be found with pocket sour cream or pocket salsa

Why are you carrying around day old pocket guac

by XxAlexPsychexX October 29, 2018

Pockets guacamole

To have money in one's pockets.

I block a hater like a goalie,
Pockets guacamole. (Cat Daddy by the Rejects)

Hey bro, do you have any money in your pockets?
Hells yea, pockets guacamole.

by RyanMurphey4Life May 14, 2011

Pockets Guacamole

When somebody reaches in their pocket and they find that a candy bar has melted and their pocket has become sticky and filled with goop. Similar in consistency to guacamole.

Put your hands on my tummy, Pockets Guacamole

by BannanaSammitch May 16, 2011

Pockets Guacamole

As mentioned in the song Argue by TonyP
To have alot of money in your pockets

Aye Tony P what’s good!
Tony P : Pockets guacamole

by Anonymous1226363637 March 7, 2022