pocket gay

An extremely short gay person.

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.

by Andrew Melvin May 1, 2008

Pocket Gay

A perfect travel-sized homosexual.

From Will and Grace:

Jack: What you have there is a Pocket Gay. Just pop him in a man-purse or briefcase and you're good to go. In ten year's they'll be makin' them all that way.

by Cadyelle September 25, 2008

pocket gay

also known as PG. Little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket

He is so PG, he can fit in your pocket.

by mel October 28, 2004

pocket gay

N. A very small, slim gay man (5'7" or shorter). So named because they're small enough to "put in your pocket."

With his size six shoes, 27-inch-waisted painter pants and extra-small T-shirts from Express, he's the pimp of the pocket gays.

by gregworld77 October 14, 2006

Pocket Gay

Pocket Gay
Someone who is Gay within there pockets or pants

Instead of closet gay you could be a pocket gay where you will sit down somewhere and put your hands in your pocket and masterbate while looking at another person of the same gender

by cannibal666 May 24, 2009

gay hot pocket

to shit into a fuckin cock and then fuckin uhhh suck it and shit what the fuck u think it means bitch

Ted: Jimmy gave me a gay hot pocket last night.

John: Well, fuck me sideways u fag

by 8==================) ----- 0: October 23, 2008

Pocket Size Stow Away Gay

A pocket gay that you pull outta pocket when u need ur dick sucked or a hole to drop ur load in. Then send him back to his cubby under the stairs till he’s needed again.

“What happened to that cutie I saw you with last night? “. “You mean my pocket size stow away gay? He got mouthy with me so I sent back to his broom closet”.

by PiedPiperSoFla June 11, 2018