Pocket Condom

A condom that has been in your pocket for a very long time. Very compressed and looks like you've sat on it for 20 days. Only used in emergency's.

"I almost had to use that nasty pocket condom, but I found a black gas station condom thank god."

by Dierks Olgensen May 03, 2010

condom pocket

a very small pocket on an article of clothing, named because the only practical use it seems to have is for holding condoms.

- hahahaha nice condom pocket, dude.
- thanks man.

by dc916 May 26, 2004

Condom pocket

The small pocket within a pocket on the front of a pair of jeans.

Where you putting your drugs, man?

Condom pocket.
Oh shit, is that what that is, never realized?

Duh?

by Shuaman April 27, 2019

condom pocket

Usually a male who is expecting to get laid in certain situations, therefore he puts a condom in his pocket because the girl he is with gives him the impression that she may be easy.

"Joe turlo was such a condom pocket at that show last night"

"We were hanging out one night and I went to go touch his leg and I felt a condom in his pocket"

by taylor bogner March 27, 2008