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Ejaculated, cum

Plurped is a word that describes the act of ejaculating with a hint at the sound it would also make.
When you have released your seed you have plurped.

Ex: "oh man I couldnt hold it in any longer and plurped on her face"

Or: "I was so busy watching the porn on my laptop i didnt realise i had plurped on the keyboard"

Also: "Yeah girl, keep rubbing it like that and i'll plurp"
Plurped by Scratchy McBall March 13, 2011
Related Words
1. where rave meets porn

2. a place for posting
if you are alone and desperate, post your noodz on plurchan to find your soulmate
plurchan by whome??? December 2, 2009
to perform a minor typo on an emoticon, resulting in the wrong emoticon or a non-rendering of the emoticon
Haha ::)

Whoops, I plurpled. That should be :)
Plurple by Salary Age Ninja August 19, 2010

plurchichi 

a combination of both western and eastern philosophy. PLURCHICHI combines the western idealistic 'plur' (peace, love, unity, and respect) with the eastern 'chi' (The vital force believed in Taoism to be inherent in all things. The unimpeded circulation of chi and a balance of its negative and positive forms in the body are believed to be essential to the life force).
www.plurchichi.com
plurchichi by leslie March 1, 2003
The noise a cat makes when it greets you. The cat doesn't open its mouth, as in a meow. It's almost like a purr/grunt sound.
You - "Hi, kitty."
Kitty - "plurp? Plllurp?"
Plurp by Plurp October 4, 2008
A person who loves to kiss their mom on the lips for a long period of time.
Declan is such a plurpor
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