Plurp 

The noise a cat makes when it greets you. The cat doesn't open its mouth, as in a meow. It's almost like a purr/grunt sound.

You - "Hi, kitty."
Kitty - "plurp? Plllurp?"

Plurp by Plurp October 4, 2008

Plurp 

A plurp is a penis fart (like a quief is a vagina fart). A plurp is less common, however.

It stinks in here...WTF bro? Did you just plurp?

Plurp by Jojo Rockford June 11, 2008

Plurp 

the noise bird poo makes when it lands

plurp

Plurp by fbddy September 25, 2010

plurp 

to eat soup with a plunger

man, I just hate it when I forget my spoon. Now I guess I have no choice but to PLURP!!!!

plurp by taco banana feet June 4, 2009

Plurp 

An abject, almost violent-yet small-fart. Out of nowhere kind of fart.

The kind of farts that sneak up on you and "PLURP!" it happens and plurp is also the noise it makes.

Plurp by plurpqueen1970 May 28, 2010

plurp 

to tummy flash someone

he plurped me to show me his abs.

plurp by daiquiri April 5, 2006

Plurp 

Usually referring to the word lurp

A tall lanky person, who can't quite handle him/herself during physical activities, basketball, running etc. White or pale looking and fat. Despite his/her height their gut sticks out to quite an extent and when they show you this gut you will shudder in disgust.

Adam: Omg! look at Brent he's taller than the locker and yet he looks fat. Brent your such a plurp!

Brent: I am not a plurp!

Plurp by Baacke December 29, 2007