Phlurph

A fart

The deaf girl did not hear the loud phlurph.

by Hangrywino February 18, 2017

Phlumph

A pervert that typically likes to sniff little girls bicycle seats

That Peters is such a perverted phlumph

by scatalogical March 26, 2019

Phlurpage

A sound you can make with your mouth by blowing air through the side of one of your cheeks, making a farting noise. It's a common sound a newbie makes when trying to beat box the wubs and dubs of Dubstep

"Dude, quit Phlurping at her. Give me a turn!"
Girl in response: "Nah, boi, I don' like your Phlurpage!"

by lKing May 12, 2014

Plurph

The “bless you” of yawning. If you see anyone yawn BE SURE TO PLURPH THEM.

*Jimmy yawns*
Bob: Plurph
Jimmy: thank you
Bob: you’re welcome!

by Plurph!!! October 29, 2022

phluphy

He is probably the coolest person ever. He is an illiterate asshole who seems to know everything that is useless. He can make an ass of himself while doing nothing. This dude is seriously a retard. He seriously doesn't even deserve this space on the Internet; he is a waste of life. Yes I know saying he is the coolest person ever and that he sux at life is a contradictory statement, but his obnoxious attitude some how works with him, making him cool.

Person 1: Phluphy just posted some more dumb ass bucket shit. why hasn't he been banned from the forums yet?

Person 2: Cus' hes a cool dude?

Administrator: He hasn't been banned cus I think we can use more buckets!

by Why? So he knows who posted it? January 1, 2008

phurphle

(fur-ful) A word to describe a color you can't recognize

Two dudes are watching Animal Planet:

Jim: What color is THAT thing, dude?! Indigo? Like aaaaa...sandy...brown...?

Bob: I dunno, man. Totally phurphle.

by LookitThatDrunkGuy June 17, 2010