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Plomi by MattTheSussyImposterBoy October 11, 2023
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plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm

You have reached peak performance of BOREDOM.

Congratulations!

You have reached the end!
You: *Boredom* types "plokijuhygtfrdeswaqzxcvbnm" (means you're bored and probably at work or school, feels like life is miserable)

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 

plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the final and ultimate sign of sheer boredom. You have already tried:

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop

poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz

qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp

pqzm

pqmz

qpzm

qpmz

qwerty

qwertyuiop

asdfghjkl

zxcvbnm

mnbvcxz

lkjhgfdsa

poiuytrewq

And so here it is all the letters of the keyboard going down instead of left to right BUT the sign of ultimate boredom you have done it backwards.

To tell you a secret there are two more boredom words which are for the even more bored:

See: lpmkonjibhuvgycftxdrzseawq

And: zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop

These are simply bottom to top from left or right of the keyboard.
Office Worker #1: WOW! Im SO bored!

Office Worker #2: Well, I dunno search qwerty

Office Worker #3: What! NO search qwertyuiop!

Office Manager: C'mon You Guys Be Original - asdfghjkl

Techy Fixing PC: BORING! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

FTW!

Office Worker #1: Nah! I've done all of those. Huh!

Guy at Coffe Maker: Hay try mnbvcxzlkjhfdsapoiuytrewq!

Office Worker #1: Tried. I must have done them all!

Urban Dictionary.com: qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp!

Urban Dictionary.com: plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!

Everyone In Office: Done That!

-2 MINUTES LATER-

Office Worker #1: GOT IT! Its so obvious - BACKWARDS!

Office Worker #2: Huh!

Office Worker #3: Yes Thats It!

-AFTER TYPING IN THE WORD-

The Office: PRAISE plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq!
plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq by Kiersere September 26, 2009
Verb: To move so far beyond the boundaries of a map so that there are no longer any objects or terrain within the draw distance, leaving one stranded in a blank plain. Most commonly a result of falling off the edge of the map in poorly-coded Unity games.
Roughly half of Gaming Garbage's videos end in ploishing.
Ploishing occurs when an object or character model inside a video game goes past the boundaries set up by the programmers, and hurdles endlessly into a void. Glitches and bad level geometry are the most likely factors to cause an entity to ploish.
Player 1: Don't try to jump over that wall in the corner.
Player 2: Did you get over it?
*Cut to Player 1's character falling underneath the world*
Player 1: Yeah, but I ploished when I tried it.
Ploish by Dontrel the Dolphin April 29, 2014

plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz 

When you are so bored that you are typing in random combinations on your keyboard. You most likely have done, qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm,mnbvcxz,lkjhgfdsa,poiuytrewq,1234567890qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321, 1234567890zxcvbnmqwertyuiopasdfghjkl, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv, pqowieurytlaksjdhfgmznxbcv, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, qazplmwsxoknedcijbrfvuhtgy, plmqazoknwsxijbedcuhvrfygt, etc. This is clicking up and down on the top two rows of your keyboard starting at the right then sliding your finger from right to left on the bottom row of your keyboard. You can probably reverse this to get, zxcvbnmaqswdefrgthyjukilop.
I AM SO BOREDDDDDDDDDD. I am just going to pass the time by typing in ALL THE COMBINATIONS USED BY THE LETTER S AND NUMBERS. Well, why not try plokijuhygtfrdeswaqmnbvcxz
R11 is full of phomies
phomies by mega6382 April 2, 2018
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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