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The act of existing, To not be imploding or exploding. When an object exists without being destroyed.
Not exploding or imploding.

"Oh dude did you see Kevin plode today?"
"yeah he was just kickin it..."
Plode by TheMadSilentist October 12, 2009
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A name for an extremely great and powerful thing that conquers all else. It can use all kinds of SUPER weapons mainly explosions. No plode is bad.
LOOK!!! A Plode.

What's his name?
Plode.
Plode by Ron Billson March 26, 2008

Phlodeling 

The art of phlegm yodeling - the exaggerated practice of clearing one's throat for extended periods. Usually done while either fighting a cold or while suffering from a hangover after drunkenly yelling all night.
Scott was up until 03:45 AM with his friends yelling and carrying on - he could then be heard phlodeling for 35 mins in the shower, and continued to do so all the way through breakfast and on his way out the door. That's fuckin Scott for ya.
An implosion and an explosion happening at the same time, therefore cancelling each other out.
The guy was sitting there, ploding.
Plode by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003
a word thats meaning can only be discerned from the context of the conversation, and can be universally applied to anything.
A- yo Rob, you going to the A to visit Brian?
B- man, ploden.

A- Ralph, I'm hungry. You tryin' to get something to eat?
B- Um, We can ploden if you want to. Give me 5 minutes.
A- Oh aight. Ploden.

A- Yo, we going out tonight?
B- Man.... Ploden
A- Oh. Ok. No doubt.
Ploden by Ju Erudite October 23, 2009

ploddle's blue lighters 

a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.
Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)