Plodette Share definition Flag (UK) A nickname for a female police officer. Comes from the word 'plod' which came from Noddy as a nickname for policemen. That plodette beat me over the head with a baton and arrested me. :( Plodette by Yayayayay whatever December 31, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Plodette mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch