A psychological disorder. Usually occurs when a person pledges a fraternity and suddenly thinks they're hot shit, despite being, in fact, the same exact person as they were before bid day. Symptoms include sleeping in khakis; being rude, arrogant, standoffish, aloof, or dismissive toward GDIs; and belligerent/excessive swagger.

Pledgitis usually peaks during the pledging season and recedes with initiation, when the novelty of being a brother begins to wear off. At this point, the person in question will usually revert to his or her normal self.

How a pledge deals with his pledgitis will decide whether or not he will become a true fraternity man or a simple frat boy. Whether or not a fraternity sees pledgitis as a temporary phenomenon or as a permanent staple has a large part to play in its ethos.

Jon: "Hey Mike, I'm about to head out to dinner. Wanna join me?"
Mike: "Sorry bro, I'm eating with the frat tonight."
Jon: "Dude, I haven't seen you in five weeks."
Mike: "Don't be gay, I'm not your boyfriend."

Jon: "Mike, you better get over your pledgitis before someone shoots you in the face."

pledgitis by 7dfa4o May 7, 2012

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Plegging

Pegging with a plague doctor mask.

"Do you think John will survive?" Martha asked.

"I don't believe he will, but I'm going to be plegging him with the long, metal nose of my mask," the plague doctor replied.

Plegging by AngelOfWrath December 25, 2018

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Peggitis

When you know you had something bit you cant find it and tou know you had it right there

My dad has peggitis

Peggitis by anonymous December 14, 2021

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Double Peggitration

(Noun) When a man has a dildo rammed in his ass while simultaneously having his dick stepped on with a stiletto shoe.

“Man, I was with this dominatrix last night and she rocked my world with some hot Double Peggitration.”

Double Peggitration by iWillShowYouDaWhey March 4, 2018

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