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Guysh pleash 

What the weird kid with a lisp says when he wants you to stop bullying him
“Guysh pleash shtop it or i’ll tell my mom”
Guysh pleash by Helpmepleash May 8, 2018

Peaschcareat

Noun. ( peasch * ca * reat )
- Used to refer to a small penis, dick, or cock.
- derived from a peasch, just smaller.
- never used to reference big peasches or average peasches
- can be used to belittle someone in a joking manner
You're such a peaschcareat.

awww, did you hurt your peaschcareat.
Peaschcareat by Moose420 October 10, 2007
Noun. A male genitalia; penis; cock; dick. Average size penis. Never used in a small context( see peaschcareat ).

can be used to call someone a dick when the environment doesn't call for cursing.
Yo, I'm gonna go get my peasch wet from this bitch tonight.

You're such a peasch.
peasch by Moose420 October 10, 2007
The sound of water hitting the inside of a wooden bucket.
Did you hear the pletsch by the river.
Pletsch by niggafolife March 7, 2009

Pleasuhh 

A word to say when saying the word "please" isn't enough. It can also be used as a synonym for TMI (too much information). It is a combination of the word "please" as well as the groaning effect "uhh."

Pleasuhh is mostly used in uncomfortable situations such as:

1. When one or both of your parents are talking about their sex lives while you innocently are in the room.

2. Or when someone in your life reminisces about an embarrasing thing that happened to you in the past.
Mom: Did you see that man? Ooo if I wasn't a married woman!

Child: Pleasuhh!
Pleasuhh by Rheeb July 19, 2009

PLEASHEBE 

This word was made by my girl Mangy. It's exactly like please, except it sounds funnier. It's used over text after someone says something funny, like a reaction.
Person #1: I'm too big brain I can't get through the door
Person#2: PLEASHEBE
PLEASHEBE by FaithIsSmol May 2, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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