Play Basketball

The act of one or more person(s) doing cocaine

Woah!!! Lets Go Play Basketball, Michael!!

Play Basketball by Seedlessmota January 16, 2011

play basketball

Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.

Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".

me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"

play basketball by William Chan February 8, 2004

Wear Basketball and play overalls 

Chinese people usually say this,means that they are laughing at "Little Blacks".

Let me see who Wear Basketball and play overalls.

Wear Basketball and play overalls by Wordrobers November 8, 2022

Play Baseball 

To freebase cocaine.

Made famous during the legendary "Sister Christian" drug den scene in the movie "Boogie Nights."

Alfred Molina gives one of the best performances of his career as doped up drug dealer/party animal, Rahad Jackson.

Rahad Jackson: "You guys want to play baseball?" (As he's freebasing some cocaine by the bar)

Dirk Diggler: "No" (looking nervous)

Reed Rothchild: "No thank you" (looking nervous)

Play Baseball by Best Scene Ever February 4, 2014

I'd rather play baseball 

A phrase used to describe something you really would not want to do.

Jimmy told me that he wants me to play hide and seek with him, I told him, I'd rather play baseball

I'd rather play baseball by tatomuck1 December 23, 2008

Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.

Babe let’s play baseball in the bedroom tonight

Let’s play baseball by ZeroSage August 19, 2018