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Panophobia 

Person: Ahhhhhhh! A marker! Ahhhhhhhh! A computer! Ahhhhhhhh! A banana! Ahhhhhhhh! A notebook! Ahhhhhhhh! A garden gnome!

Person 2: Hmmmm.... seems to me you have a bad case of Panophobia...

Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh! A person!

Peladophobia

Someone who has a fear of bald people
i have Peladophobia! o know! Help! Gasp!
Peladophobia by dipshit bitch June 11, 2006

Peladophobia

Peladophobia is the irrational fear of bald people. Someone suffering from this condition can expect to experience a very high amount of anxiety from merely thinking of bald people, their anxiety may be so intense that they may even endure a full blown panic attack as a result of it. Although such an influx of anxiety will not always be the case for everyone suffering from peladophobia, it is still very plausible to occur nonetheless.
Someone experiencing a full blown panic attack as a result of their peladophobia can expect to have an increased heart rate, an increased rate of breathing, higher blood pressure, muscle tension, trembling, and excessive sweating, among several oher symptoms. Although panic attacks may not always be the case for everyone experiencing symptoms of peladophobia, it is still possible to occur, especially if their symptoms are very severe.
Guy 1:"OMG!! A BALD MAN"
Guy 2:"you have Peladophobia.."
Peladophobia by vii<3 July 16, 2022

paleophobia 

Fear of old things. From the Greek (palaios-, "old”) and (-phobos, “fear”).
Alice: I'm going to the museum. Want to come with me?
Bob: No thanks, old stuff creeps me out.
Alice: Why?
Bob: I dunno. Maybe I have paleophobia or something.
paleophobia by もしら手 May 18, 2013

Peladophobia

A human who fears other humans that are bald
<Kenneth> Tuck, you've got peladophobia
Peladophobia by Toxik July 19, 2004

plymophobia 

a complete rational fear of Plymouth and its inhabitants
Brett: We could go to Plymouth this weekend
Schneider: Sorry, I can't go there I have plymophobia
Brett: Oh right, that is completely fair I also probably have plymophobia
plymophobia by douglas_shoo August 21, 2022