plymophobia 

a complete rational fear of Plymouth and its inhabitants

Brett: We could go to Plymouth this weekend
Schneider: Sorry, I can't go there I have plymophobia
Brett: Oh right, that is completely fair I also probably have plymophobia

plymophobia by douglas_shoo August 21, 2022

pyrophobia 

Fear of fire, or pyro

Shit im pyrophobic, i'm gonna get pwned by pyro…

pyrophobia by Pyro October 9, 2002

Primophobia 

Primophobia is someone who manipulates their friends, lies, plays the victim every chance they get, and posts tiktoks for sympathy.

Person 1- OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT THAT PRIMOPHOBIA POSTED? THEY DON’T DESERVE THIS.
Person 2- Stfu you’re only her mutual cuz she has followers, and you’re lonely.

Primophobia by CallMeCarson’sParolOfficer September 28, 2021

plutophobia 

The fear of MONEY

Random Person: Here *Gives money* Buy Something for you...
Person with Plutophobia: *Screams!!!*

plutophobia by HeyDoUKnowMe August 25, 2021

phomophobia 

The fear of being friends with a homosexual on FaceBook.

I have phomophobia because I fear gay people so much that I can't even be their Facebook friend. I'm also referred to as a fucking pussy ass piece of shit of a person and most likely in the closet myself.

phomophobia by DjBlairQ November 28, 2020

Plaxophobia

The irrational fear that using online address books such as Plaxo risks the privacy of your personal information.

Sorry that I can't complete my contact info online for you Brian, I have Plaxophobia.

Plaxophobia by Shakin December 18, 2005

pyrophobia 

Fear of pirates - uncontrollable anal twitch triggered by the sight of a gap toothed, patch wearing pirate.

Wendy was reluctant watch pirates of the carribean with her friends as she suffered badly from Pyrophobia.

pyrophobia by Yellow Beard August 4, 2006