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Peladophobia

Someone who has a fear of bald people
i have Peladophobia! o know! Help! Gasp!
Peladophobia by dipshit bitch June 11, 2006
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Peladophobia

Peladophobia is the irrational fear of bald people. Someone suffering from this condition can expect to experience a very high amount of anxiety from merely thinking of bald people, their anxiety may be so intense that they may even endure a full blown panic attack as a result of it. Although such an influx of anxiety will not always be the case for everyone suffering from peladophobia, it is still very plausible to occur nonetheless.
Someone experiencing a full blown panic attack as a result of their peladophobia can expect to have an increased heart rate, an increased rate of breathing, higher blood pressure, muscle tension, trembling, and excessive sweating, among several oher symptoms. Although panic attacks may not always be the case for everyone experiencing symptoms of peladophobia, it is still possible to occur, especially if their symptoms are very severe.
Guy 1:"OMG!! A BALD MAN"
Guy 2:"you have Peladophobia.."
Peladophobia by vii<3 July 16, 2022
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Peladophobia

A human who fears other humans that are bald
<Kenneth> Tuck, you've got peladophobia
Peladophobia by Toxik July 19, 2004

peladophobia

the fear of bald people, more specifically the fear of the bald "man" outside of my car window
Me: i think i have peladophobia, I saw thought i saw a bald man outside my window and freaked out!!
Roman: are you sure it wasnt just your kneecap again?
peladophobia by gee uh April 21, 2022

pedophobia 

Actually, pedo is a derivation of latin word "paedo", while means children. Therehence, a pedopobic person has a fear of children. More correctly, this is spelled and pronounced paedo, not pedo, which is a form of transport.
AAARRGGHHH! Children! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
pedophobia by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

Pedophobia 

na. An acute fear or hatred of young people, ie; persons under the age of consent (16 in Western Australia).
"The principal of the school seems to suffer from pedophobia"
Pedophobia by Mell Kerr September 21, 2006

pedophobia 

Pedophobia (also paedophobia), noun can mean one of two things:
1. Fear (phobia) of children. Under this definition a pedophobic individual would avoid contacts with children or any act that reminds an of them.
2. Irrational hatered, discrimination, and criminalisation of pedophiles. Under this definition a pedophobic individual would actively seek procecution and persecution of anybody who is either a pedophile or a pedophilia advocate. This term is a neologism.

In both cases a person who has pedophobia is called a pedophobe.
1. John cannot come to the kindergarten, he is a pedophobe.
2. Active Christian Media propagates pedophobia.
pedophobia by Volodya June 11, 2006
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