Platipie 

Chickens with lasers

Swans eat corn with platipie

Platipie by Platipie lover101 August 18, 2016

platipee 

A baby platipus that is born dead.

Steve: Holy crap, I saw a dead baby platipus today?
John: A platipee?

Alex: Hi, John!
John: Ugh, your breath smells worse than a platipee.

platipee by Tom P December 17, 2004

Platapied 

Having a platypus forced upon you.

You just got platapied!

Platapied by BlacPlague December 2, 2010