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Platinum Puss 

A Platinum Puss is a vagina that can add youth to a woman by sucking a mans soul through her vagina, adding a youthful appearance to the owner and her expiration date. Women with a platinum puss usually live longer than land tortoises averaging around 200 years old. The vagina is tighter then Donald Trump, and as moist as the amazon jungle. The secretions are thick and slimy, so much, that the woman must wear a maxi-pad 24/7.
Bruh, Terri made me cum in 15 seconds with her platinum puss!!!
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platinum pussy syndrome 

This serious mental affliction occurs when a female is under the false impression that her vagina ALONE has powers that surpass all other women on earth in the ability to keep a man. Also known as PPS
Most groupies & gold diggers suffer from platinum pussy syndrome, till those divorce papers roll through

Platinum Pussy 

A woman who's pussy taste & feel so good it's next to Diamonds...
I ain't gonna brag but Me-Me got that platinum pussy,I gotta put her on my team fa real.
Platinum Pussy by Da_5th January 1, 2008

Platinum Pussy 

A mysterious female organ capable of taking control of the male brain.
Although she claims to have a Platinum pussy, we have still yet to see if it is true or a hoax.

Platinum Pussy 

A peson who thinks their shit dont stink. Someone who thinks they're too good for the simple things in life. Someone who thinks they're high class cause they got one expensive thing.
"lets take the bus into the city to see the show tonight"

"BUS?! sorry hunny i dont do buses."

"Bitch please who do you think you are Platinum Pussy"

Matt thinks hes Platinum Pussy cause he brought a bottle of blue label to the party

Platinum Pussay 

When that pussy so good it make a man crazy
ex: "Guys go crazy over her. She must have that platinum pussay"
Platinum Pussay by Platty March 30, 2022

pussy went platinum

The condition in which a young woman of high virtue discovers the exultation of sex and becomes uncontrollably promiscuous. She, in turn, goes "platinum", as in records that sell one million copies.
"She was a nice girl, but after I hit that, the pussy went platinum!"
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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