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back up plan
Haplessly taken for granted just because it’s not “exciting enough” or it’s “too good”. A plan that will only be referred to when all else fails. When you become a back up plan you should
figure out a way to hit them hard with the realization that you won’t always be there for them to walk all over you when they have no one else to go to; that you’ve got your own plans too. Otherwise, you my friend, will forever remain stuck in that phase.
Checkout doormat
figure out a way to hit them hard with the realization that you won’t always be there for them to walk all over you when they have no one else to go to; that you’ve got your own plans too. Otherwise, you my friend, will forever remain stuck in that phase.
Checkout doormat
Person #1 : Hey bro so what’s our plans tonight?
Person #2 : Who said “we” had plans? Check back with me in an hour or two.
Person #1 : What, so now I’m a back up plan?
Person #2 : Who said “we” had plans? Check back with me in an hour or two.
Person #1 : What, so now I’m a back up plan?
back up plan by lufituaed.bnim December 1, 2017
Back-up plan
Back-up plan by Mister please May 10, 2018
Whack Up Plan
When you and the boys go out to pick up girls and everyone strikes out, then have to go to a whack shack so the evening isn't a total loss.
We went out for Adam's Birthday and the chicks were hatin', despite our persuasion and charm...so we had to activate the whack up plan.
Whack Up Plan by Mediumdave22 June 24, 2011
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Sarah Palin Toss Up
a Sarah Palin Toss Up, is the term used to describe a woman who trades sexual and or monetary favors for fame and or power, a synonym for fame whore.
Sarah Palin Toss Up by kanyewasright January 20, 2011
Minimize Back Up Plan
The act of watching porn on the internet while having myspace,facebook, or some other dumbass site open just incase someone walks in on you an in that event you can switch to the other window..
Kid sitting on computer wackin off to porn
Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"
Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing
Kid fucked!
Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"
Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing
Kid fucked!
Minimize Back Up Plan by blackout2921 October 14, 2009
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