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pizzatarian 

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.
From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".
pizzatarian by I Love Lamp December 10, 2008
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pizzatarian 

A person who claims to be a vegetarian because they don't eat meat, yet maintains an unhealthy diet of foods such as pizza.
From Regina Spektor's "Your Honor", off the album "Soviet Kitsch": "Gargle with peroxide, A steak for your eye, But I'm a pizzatarian so it's a frozen pizza pie".
pizzatarian by I Love Lamp December 13, 2008
Pizzanado - à lover of pizza, pizza + afficianado
Ros is a pizzanado
Pizzanado by The Fat Welshman April 16, 2020

Pizzatarian 

An individual who, by choice or divine culinary calling, subsists primarily or exclusively on pizza.
Someone who believes that the major food groups are cheese, sauce, crust, and toppings.
A devoted disciple of the Church of Deep Dish and the Holy Slice.
Example 1: "Mike hasn't eaten anything but pizza for the past week. Dude's turning into a full-blown pizzatarian."

Example 2: "Why go vegan or keto when you can be a pizzatarian and live the cheesy dream?"
Pizzatarian by pseudonomnomnomampf September 4, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026