Pizza-Mat

Where your such a slob and have neglected to clean up the huge amount of pizza's and boxes all over the floor.
A literal mat Made of Pizza's

-Hey did you see Matt's Floor?
-yeh it was a total Pizza-mat

by Youlovemetoomuch December 20, 2011

Pizza Math

Counting act associated with sharing pizza between two or more people. As the number of slices diminish those desiring more pizza will attempt to count how many slices each person has consumed in order to figure out if they can legitimately claim the last slice of pizza (usually not wanting to look selfish or like a pig).

I was going to grab the last slice of pepperoni but I did the pizza math and I'd already had more than everyone else.

by Worldwind15 August 1, 2009

Pizda Matii

Romanian word used for saying "go to hell" or "go to your mother's pussy"

Radule dute-n pizda matii!

by Tiar sta bine gheghegheghe May 22, 2020

Pizda matii

It means mothers vagina in Romanian.
Usually used as "Fuck you".

Ba,ce dracu' ai? (Dude,what the fuck is wrong with you?)
Du-te in pizda matii (Fuck you/go to your mothers vagina)

by Raphahell December 1, 2015

pizda materina

mothers vagina- yugoslavian swear word

Plaèaj mi 10 èukov! (pay me!)
Idi u pizdo materino! (go to the mothers vagina)

by Mitja Rek July 15, 2003

Pizzamatic Immunity

A tendency of police officers to be relatively lenient towards pizza delivery guys, especially those with lighted pizza-place signs on their cars.

Sean: I got pulled over for speeding last delivery.
Dante: Get a ticket?
Sean: Of course not, gotta love Pizzamatic Immunity!

by DanteP January 11, 2009

Matt Pezza

Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.

Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!

by SEFKJHSDFKSDJHSJKFHSDF November 19, 2019