Pitly 

Low-class or dirty person who may or may not smell like arm pits.

Some poor rich guy built a mansion, and then the pitlys moved in and ruined the neighborhood.

Pitly by Mil_Bib September 4, 2012

Pity puff 

The pity puff is the last toke of a joint. It is presented to the next person in the circle as a consolation offer. Usually it is the least tasteful part of the joint and also the hottest part to smoke. It is therefore offered as a "pity" toke, or "puff".

"There were too many people smoking on one joint, all I got was the pity puff."

Pity puff by CrazyEef August 22, 2012

Aunt Pittypat 

Also known as Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell in drag, on a Saturday night.

Aunt Pittypat needed her smelling salts when she heard her approval rating had fallen to 18% after she failed to repeal the ACA.

Aunt Pittypat by GRocco August 21, 2017

pitylingus 

Performing oral sex on a girl because you feel sorry for her.

Hey, Joanne, I got some pitylingus last night. It was just as good as the regular kind.

pitylingus by laughing girl January 5, 2011

pity laugh

a half-assed laugh that you give as a reaction to a stupid story or comment, pity laughs are usually used when the story or comment is ment to be funny but really isn't

*pity laugh* what a funny joke...

pity laugh by KJDrag1 March 2, 2008

Pilly

A funny wee girl who is suuuuuuper silly. Pilly's are usually quite cute.

Beware, pilly's can be pesky.

Haha Pilly, y u so silly?

Piiilly piiiiillllyyyy want piiiiiiiiiizzaa

Pilly by Jamal3333 May 21, 2013

pity the fool 

Infamous Mr.T quote.

"I pity the fool, thug or soul that tries to take over the world, then goes home cryin' to his mama" - Mr T

pity the fool by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004