Piss pangs 

The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.

Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”

Piss pangs by pantaloon.exe May 26, 2019

pisspants drunk 

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants

Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.

pisspants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

pisspants 

The pee stain on men's pants after they take a piss.

Look at that dude - he's got pisspants!

pisspants by browndog July 16, 2008

pisspants 

"Chemical". A furry with either no chins, or infinite chins. Scientists are baffled.

"God, Chemical just pissed her pants. What a fucking pisspants!"

pisspants by Ian McPharisee August 4, 2004

pisspants696 

Hot sexy babe, they love to trauma dump on people they don’t like because it’s funny

Pisspants696 is so annoying

pisspants696 by Yoir August 16, 2021