Piss pangs

The burning sensation you feel on the inside of your dick when you have to pee really, really badly. Like little needles jabbing at your willy.

Guy 1- “Oh man I had to pee SO badly yesterday. I started to get piss pangs!”
Guy 2- “What the fuck is a piss pang?”

Piss pangs by pantaloon.exe May 26, 2019

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pisspants drunk

To be so under the influence of alcohol or drugs as to involuntarily piss your pants

Tom was pisspants drunk, and then we noticed.

pisspants drunk by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

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pisspants

The pee stain on men's pants after they take a piss.

Look at that dude - he's got pisspants!

pisspants by browndog July 16, 2008

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pisspants

"Chemical". A furry with either no chins, or infinite chins. Scientists are baffled.

"God, Chemical just pissed her pants. What a fucking pisspants!"

pisspants by Ian McPharisee August 4, 2004

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pisspants696

Hot sexy babe, they love to trauma dump on people they don’t like because it’s funny

Pisspants696 is so annoying

pisspants696 by Yoir August 16, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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