Piss Clam

A broken clam shell found on the beach or in shallow water. The edges are sharp enough to severely cut one’s foot causing him such pain he pisses himself.

Joe: Hey Kyle, why is Glen jumping up and down holding his foot.

Kyle: Ya and it looks like he pissed in his new wet suit.

Joe: Oh F@@@!!, he must have stepped on a piss clam.

by Blk Ngt December 18, 2010

piss clams

A funny name for longneck clams, which live under the sand and squirt up water when you step near them.

I want to join up with Jim and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

by j-lingo February 21, 2011

Piss Clams

a slang term for a sea urchin, as quoted by "Sol Rosenberg" (Jerky Boys).

i was calling because i don't want to be tied up to motor boats anymore and dragged like a fool.. i wanna join with Jim, and walk up and down the beach, and step on piss clams.

by deven the white dude September 13, 2010

piss clam

A womens snatch viewed horizontally while urinating; as it resembles that of a Gooey Duct Clam.

"Jessica shut the bathroom door, I don't need to see your piss clam!"

by Urban Fireman October 27, 2008

Piss Clams

Yet another reference to the vagina. See: bearded clam

Margret gently plunged her piss clam.

by Hot Pistol Pullout February 9, 2004

Piss Clams

little tiny clams that come from my Uretha when I take piss. If you have enough pressure when pissing it is good to shot in mouth, tasty.

I like the taste of my piss clams today.

by Joeu Bag o Doughnuts September 12, 2003

piss clams

clams that you have pissed on

hey look, clams....pisssssssssssss

by cangh jui May 13, 2003